What's a madman to do when he kills more than two? This is the question Two Face must answer when faced with an unprecedented situation, late at night in one of Gotham's dark alleyways. A post-midnight-written one-shot I dreamed up in class.

It's been five years since Sweet Tooth's attack, and Natalia Jordyn is just another orphan living in Gotham City. She idolizes Batman and Robin and dreams of one day leaving the orphanage and becoming a hero like them. What happens when her dreams become reality? Will she save the city she loves? Or will she crumble in the face of her foes? Rated T for swearing and mild violence.

A Christmas one-shot set in the world of Harry Potter. Severus Snape makes a bet on a Quidditch match he quickly comes to regret. Based on a sketch from the recent SNL Christmas episode.

Originally just my Let It Go parody, "F*** It All," I have since started writing more Explicitly Honest Frozen parodies as time goes on. I plan on posting them sporadically, pretty much as I write them, and, as time goes on, I may parody other movies as well... Anyhow, as the title implies, these parodies are explicit, so don't read if you aren't okay with a hearty dose of swearing