From years of experience snogging in dark closets, Sirius develops a theory: snogging is something that's a done as pastime, as the next logical step in a relationship. After a week of arguing, Remus decides it's high time to prove him wrong - however possible. Wolfstar! Oneshot.

In which the silence is deafening, and Lily Potter is terrified because the pregnancy test balanced on the sink has one line too many. Jily. Oneshot. For Rachel! Happy birthday!