He's slightly insane, addicted to chocolate and allergic to jam. This is the story of the real Remus Lupin. Marauders-era, eventual slash. ("Are we talking midget rabbits? Are those even real?" asked Sirius. Remus fixed him with an exasperated look. "The term is 'vertically challenged'," he said reprovingly. "We've been over this.")

Outtake from Remus Lupin: BAMF. Complete and utter crackfic, in which Sirius kills Mary Sue because honestly, the only person who gets to be that ridiculous is HIM. There is no honour in this fic. Only shame.

Because everyone has to write at least one. A little drabble about what can go wrong with Amortentia. Heh, heh. MWPP.

Seamus is bored, drunk, and needs someone to talk to. Involves a goat, a dirty sock, much snoring and a little mild earwax. No slash. Not even a little. Not even a itty bitty hinty smidgen of slash. Sorry.

A tale of pork chops, potions and Gratuitous Snogging. Lily Evans does a favour for a friend, but it all goes wrong. It's all Remus' fault, naturally.

Revenge is a dish best served cold, irritating and in the middle of the night. MWPP

How many times has James tried to ask Lily out? At the start of his first year, he decided to keep a list. These are some excerpts from that fabled record. Sadly, the incident with the Puffskeins and the Spellotape seems to have been missed out. Oneshot.