A distracted Professor Dumbledore attempts to fulfill his duty as Harry's (magical) guardian by giving him The Talk. It doesn't go well. Set during the summer before third year.

On board the Hogwarts Express, eleven-year-old Harry Potter receives a tantalizing glimpse into his own future. But where did this foreknowledge come from? And more importantly, how can he make it come true? A fairly fluffy first-year fic. Harry/Hermione. Mentor!Trelawney. Manipulative!Dumbledore.

An epiphany regarding his feelings for Hermione prompts Harry to take decisive action. Takes place summer after fifth year. Silly one-shot.