Uzumaki Naruto, the savior of the Fourth Shinobi War, had only one fear: ghosts. (Besides Sakura-chan, of course.)

It's finally James Sirius Potter's turn to go Hogwarts, and he's looking forward to it almost as much as Albus' face when he gets his prank letter in the mail. Along with an American ninja, a sarcastic Slytherin, and a shy half-giant, James is going to turn Hogwarts around. Or at least sideways. Maybe just five degrees to the right. Still, Hogwarts will never be the same.

Meet Harry Potter, an unmotivated sugar-obsessed loaf with dead-fish eyes who might or might not actually have an effect on the plot. Along with Hermione Granger and Ronald Weasley, they form Odd Jobs, a business employed by Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Services paid in galleons, parfaits, pickled seaweed, or Shonen Jump.

Voldemort always wanted to meet death. Now that he has, he's regretting it. Two worlds, safely separated from each other, collide in the form of one half-breed, Ichigo Kurosaki. Being alive and dead at the same time would have its own consequences. DISCONTINUED.