A fanfiction homage to a horror classic.

After a chance encounter with Hermione on a trampoline, Draco finds himself wondering how much more she can teach him about Muggle things. EWE.

Christmas is a time for family. But Hermione's family is truly horrible. They never approve of her dates and she's decided to try and beat them at their own game. How? By inviting Draco Malfoy to join their holiday with free reign to 'be himself.' But Hermione quickly realizes she doesn't really know Draco at all...

She was simply sitting next to him. On a couch at a party. And he just put his hand on her leg. EWE. Oneshot.

Hermione finally teaches Draco how to do it like the Muggles do... Written as a bonus for my other story: Muggle Things. Dramione. EWE. Adult content. Please heed inside warning.

A distress call is received. A clock points to mortal peril. Ron enters his home to find shattered glass and blood on the walls...and what the f*** is that? Oneshot.

Vampires, sexiness, and a jerk who gets himself eaten. Dramione. Oneshot.

No one knows that they are missing. No one knows where they are. No one knows that they are trapped. No one knows that they are dying. Dramione.

What if Albus had gone with Gellert? What if his duel with him and Aberforth had never happened and Ariana had not died? This. This is what would have happened. Short oneshot. Pre-first war AU.

An elderly man considers his existence and the idea that love knows no age. Epilogue compliant. Oneshot.

Draco really wants to win the annual Halloween costume contest at the Leaky Cauldron. He thinks he's got a winning idea, but then Harry shows up in an equally amusing costume. Will either win? Post Hogwarts. EWE. Oneshot. Draco/Hermione, Harry/Ginny

"'I, on the other hand, was paired with a young, fiery little number. I hope she enjoys long holidays in the Caribbean and naming children after constellations, because she'll be doing both in less than six weeks,' he said as he peered greedily down at the parchment." Ah, the old marriage law trope…but slightly different. Oneshot. EWE.