Assorted MWPP notepassing…basically a home for parts of stories that will never be.

“The real reason you don’t want to be with me,” James said, “is that you don’t want to admit that you can’t find anyone better than me.” Lily could just let James’s stupid little comment go. But why let him have the last word?

Sirius wonders if James’s affinity for cake has anything to do with his decision to get married. Drabble (115 words).

Hormonal, pregnant wife. Slightly daft husband. All-dialogue drabble (105 words).

James writes his first love letter. Well, he tries, anyway. (One shot-y goodness.)

James and Lily have decided to make it official. But between the Order, Gideon Prewett, and the fact that they can't agree on anything; that aisle looks pretty far away...with Jealous!James, Frazzled!Lily, Flirty!Sirius, Traitor!Peter, and that inevitable

It has been suggested that James observe Lily, learn more about her, figure out ways to get her to like him that don't involve his tongue. Notepassing, observations, and general prickiness abound.

James had been dating since the age of fourteen, but he’d never ditched his friends before like he was doing with the Head Girl. Thus, Sirius had come to the conclusion that Lily Evans was evil, and that she had to be stopped."

After he curses Snape, James and Lily have a remarkably civilized, serious conversation. One-shot.

She started going out with him in seventh year. Once James had deflated his head a bit." James is desperate, but can he really change everything he is for a girl? Well... he can try. ::It's done! And it's won awards!::

"Unrequited love is a tricky thing to deal with. But when the object of your affections is dating your best friend, you kind of have to. Deal with it, that is.

The autobiography of an 18-19 year old Sirius Black, covering the time he got abducted by aliens, his short life as a model, not to mention James and Lily's wedding......it's all here! R/R

Sirius Black has met the girl of his dreams (the sixth of her kind, but I digress). However, she wants her friend to date before she'll even consider going out with Sirius. Sirius volunteers his best friend...

The students of Hogwarts School are being watched as they partake in their most sordid affair...by their very twisted teachers. Rating may change.

"He's never home anymore....I don't even wonder where he is. I'm a pessimist." . Lightly angsty oneshot about a failed marriage that shouldn't've happened in the first place.

Parvati has to say goodbye, even if she's not ready to...very sad, may require tissues. R/R!