Voldemort has finally escaped Limbo after spending a couple of eternities there. What will he do to those who killed him the first time around now that he's back? Find out! ...Currently Playing: 'Fifty Horny House-Elves'...

Shining examples of literary genius abound as Harry & friends do some stuff, and some other stuff, and some other stuff, and then some stuff happens, and some people do some stuff. And then Snape cuts his head off with a chainsaw, everybody is Luna, Oliver Wood plays Slayer out his mouth, and some other stuff... whatever.

Instead of making new friends on the Hogwarts Express in 1995, Luna loses the only one she has. In the lonely year that follows, she discovers just how well the name 'Loony Lovegood' fits her. Insane!Luna. Very dark.

Voldemort's most faithful Death Eaters attempt to pass time in Azkaban by making up horrible, horrible stories about each other. Written for the fic exchange at xoxLewrahxox's forum.

Rodolphus Lestrange discovers the perils of cheating on his wife... again. And again. And again.

Due to a severe head injury, Harry experiences a rather extreme change in personality - namely, a sudden tendency to kill people he doesn't like. Awesome!Psycho!Harry, Harry/Luna main pairing, Übermanipulative!Dumbles, major Weasley-bashing

Oneshot, written for the Collaboration Challenge. One day in early September, Gilderoy Lockhart unwittingly bears witness to a moment of true, beautiful, sparkly, somewhat squelchy true love. Squiddledore. Written in collaboration with TuesdayNovember.

Harry Potter stares into the face of hell. Marriage law parody.

"Have you ever considered the advantages of owning a complete, four hundred and twenty seven volume set of encyclopedias?" Lucius's dream job brings about the apocalypse. Contains Time-Turner abuse, spearmint gum, a cosmic acid trip, and Luna Lovegood.

Death Eaters create a bloodbath in a muggle shopping center in 1977: The first is a sadist with a paintbrush, the second a capricious sociopath, the third a feral lunatic, and the last an enforcer of terror. Features Mulciber, Avery, Rosier, and Wilkes.

"...Died in the service of Voldemort; may his life be a reminder of the evils we must never repeat, and may his death mark the beginning of an age of peace..." Beneath an old, dead tree lies the shallow grave of an unknown Death Eater.