this isn't a real story, sorry guys, and it will be taken down Friday morning, but this is important

Another crack-fic, courtesy of being up at eleven in college and an old prompt from my high school club. And dang, Harry just wants his pomegranate!

Not moments after Arthur Weasley returns from St. Mungo's, interrupting an argument between Sirius and Severus, the residents of Grimmuald Place are swept away to a mysterious location. There, they meet up with characters from the past and present and are given a choice- read the seven books presented to them in hopes of preventing a terrible future, or allow this future to happen.

This isn't actually a fic or anything, this is just where I respond in depth to your reviews for my HP fic "Return to Your Roots". Rated T because I have to rate each story and also I don't have a filter when I let myself respond to reviews, so read with...some level of caution. There's the occasional swear.

NSFW. Hagrid owes Dobby a debt. Dobby has a master kink. Aragog is a matchmaker.

Colin surprises Harry with his new tattoo.