Albus Dumbledore finds out the hard way that leaving a boy that has a chunk of the soul of an omnicidal maniac in his head at the mercy of an emotionally, psychologically, and physically abusive mustache has its share of ramifications. Namely, the boy turns out more than a little screwy and has absolutely no time for any of your malarkey, now nose out. Oh, and Hermione Granger.

We had no way of knowing we were living the good old days. We had no concept that those trying times, those formative years when every little drama felt like the end of the world, were the days we would look back on and wish to relive over and over, until the end of eternity and after. Before wars, before loss and pain, before we were freedom fighters, we were Marauders.

Albus Dumbledore, brilliant wizard that he is, isn't all that well-versed in how the average human being functions. Some say he's become detached, focuses too much on the bigger picture, expects everyone to go along with it without really taking the time to confer with them first. Others figure he's just an idiot. In any case, Albus is about to do something really stupid.

Halle Evans knew she was unusual. She'd always simply figured it was a personal quirk; everybody had them. But when she finds out that her quirks are a little more pronounced than your average person's, she's thrust into a world of magic and mayhem. Join the Girl-Who-Lived as she forges a path decidedly different than her canon counterpart's. fem!Harry

"Fine! You want to leave so bad! Go! And don't come back! Stay with your freak friends, 'cause you're no longer welcome in this house!" Little did Vernon Dursley know the impact these words would have upon Harry Potter and his friends. When the only semblance of a family the Boy-Who-Lived has kicks him to the curb, Harry has to find his own way. And boy, does he.

What if Hermione had been born one month premature? Just one month? Why, she'd be a second year in Harry's first year... Discontinued.

It was all so simple. One date was unavailable, so he asked another. Little did Harry Potter realize that a simple change of Yule Ball plans would change his life as he knew it. Started as Yule Ball fic, but hardly classifies anymore. HHr. Now Complete!