As Harry watches Sirius fly off on the back of Buckbeak, his last hope for a "normal" life flies away too. Overcome by the thoughts of what will happen if he returns to the Dursleys, Harry makes a final decision. WARNING: This story contains thoughts and discussions about suicide. More warnings inside.

Harry is adopted by a black shaggy dog when he leaves Privet Drive after blowing up Aunt Marge. His experiences at the Leaky Cauldron and Diagon Alley afterwards takes his life in a whole different direction. He gets help from unexpected directions - the goblins and the DMLE. AU Third Book. No Pairings. Unofficial subtitle: Where everyone gets what they deserve.