Death is patient, Death can wait. He will find you wherever you go. Death comes to all men in time. He does not discriminate against race or religion, politics or sexuality. Death simply is. And now Death is very, VERY pissed off. (Or: In which Death takes offense to Voldemort's reign of terror and assumes human form. But XX is not the same as XY. Oops.) [For Tsume Yuki]

Contains: 'Godric Gryffindor', 'Rowena Ravenclaw', 'Salazar Slytherin', 'Helga Hufflepuff', 'Hogwart's is...', 'Rowena's Creatures, and How to Find Them', 'Godric and the scribbles he calls 'Runes', 'Helga and the Potion's Lab', 'Salazar vs. Herbology', 'The Students...'.