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  • Harry Potter and the Cockblock Instinction

    By incompetent dabbler • Updated: 1 Mar 2019 • Published: 1 Aug 2012 • 9 Chapters • 8,374 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Draco M., Hermione G. • Rating: T • In Progress

    :Drabbles: Harry Potter is known as the greatest hero to ever live. Apart from his lifelong role as the Chosen One, he also makes a living cockblocking all of Draco and Hermione's firsts.

  • Wasted

    By incompetent dabbler • Updated: 13 Mar 2013 • Published: 22 Jul 2012 • 9 Chapters • 29,227 words • 0 followers • Hurt/Comfort/Mystery • Hermione G., Draco M. • Rating: T • In Progress

    :Marriage Law: When an Auror mission goes wrong, Hermione is left widowed with two children. By order of the Marriage Law, she is to marry divorcee, Draco Malfoy. Despite his age old affection for her, Draco is persistent on discovering the link between the missing Hogwarts students and Ron, and why the new marriage was already established a year before Ron's death. Post-Hogwarts

  • Catch and Release

    By incompetent dabbler • Updated: 23 Dec 2010 • Published: 23 Dec 2010 • 1,663 words • 0 followers • Romance/Hurt/Comfort • Draco M., Hermione G. • Rating: T • Completed

    DracoxHermione/ It is a never ending cycle, in which Ron lies. Hermione runs. And Draco comforts.

  • Rules to Kissing My Wife

    By incompetent dabbler • Updated: 30 Nov 2010 • Published: 30 Nov 2010 • 2,977 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Hermione G., Draco M. • Rating: T • Completed

    Draco/Hermione. "I understand your relationship with my wife, however, there are rules. Rule one, you must not touch her body anywhere. Rule two, you cannot look at her. Rule three, you are not allowed to stand three feet near her..."