Hermione was raped while at Malfoy manor and now finds herself pregnant. She knows she has to protect her child from its father, and decides she needs to find someone else willing to help her raise the baby as his own. Who would be willing to help her? Can she marry someone she doesn't love? Mentions rape but no details.

Teddy has a bout of accidental magic when he and his Grandma are attacked by a remnant group of Voldemort supporters on his third birthday. His magic transports him and Andromeda back in time to three years before he was born. With no way back to their time will Andromeda find a way to safely alter time to save her loved ones, what consequences may lie ahead?

A fun one-shot that was inspired by the song "You Look Like I Need A Drink." George thinks Angelina is going to break up with him, but he may still need that drink once she gets out what she came to say. I do not own Harry Potter or any of its characters or the song "You Look Like I Need A Drink"