Your standard "What if Harry and Snape managed to kind of get along?" Fic. Eventually I will think of a better synopsis.

It is a golden era of prosperity. Voldemort was defeated, everyone is alive, and Lily discovers she has a criminal record.

Harry and Severus Snape are forced into a truce when their world goes to hell in a handbasket. Innocent bystanders beware. No slash.

There is nothing quite so insipid as the Wild Celtic Princess trope.

When no one "normal" is available to babysit Harry for the entire summer, Petunia decides to look up one of the freaks. She settles on the one she knows the best: Severus Snape.

A paternity test isn't always needed, or accurate. Not Severitus, not slash.

Being the only normal male teacher under fifty on staff at Hogwarts can be a bit harrowing.

After realizing that no one but Dumbledore knows the location of Harry Potter, Remus and Severus set off to discover what else has been kept from them in the name of the "Greater Good."

Harry picks up an interesting new book called, "The New And Improved Tales Of Beetle The Bard And Other Notable Homeless And Unemployed Wandering Witches And Wizards Hoping To Make A Galleon" that should be included in every Witch and Wizard's childhood library.