Garianna G. Guy, one of Gary's ancestors, has made a subtle mark of great involvement in Hogwart's history. Hogwarts is attended by humans, not penguins, and this is the story why. Rated T for violence, blood, and minor romance.

Mission 11, The Veggie Villain, told in Jet Pack Guy's point of view. The P.S.A.'s disbanding is not Herbert's doing, and there is more than one agency at work here. Set in 2005-2006. One Shot.