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  • Apples, Arrogance and Amour

    When Lily begins feeling something for James, she fears Aliens have taken over her brain. Meanwhile, James presumes Lily has been taken over by Aliens who want to turn her away from him. My first fic, so bear with me. Rated for crude language. R&R please.

  • Snapshots of a Life

    A series of snapshot moments out of James and Lily's lives. “My dearest red capsicum, you must warn me in the future before you attempt to kill me.” James said [R&R please]

  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firewhiskey

    A parody of 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire' By J.K Rowling. READ ME! please?

  • A Blueberry Muffin and Lily

    “Oh mine Lily flower, my heart hast shattered! Thou hast rippeth it into shreds with thy cruel words!” James cried melodramatically, as if mortally wounded. “Whatever Potter, get a life.” Lily replied. LJ. R&R for the sake of my sanity please :D

  • The Annoying Things About Having A Friend In Love

    Sirius Black walks us through the annoying habits of a friend who could possibly be James Potter in love. Random drabble of Michelle.

  • When a lie is really The Truth

    Lily Evans tells a little lie, and it backfires on her big time. Now she’s pretending she’s a caterpillar in a cocoon, hiding in pillows and doing other acts of the insane nature. It's James Potter to the rescue, of course. oneshot

  • The Potter Stalks Evans Chronicles

    James Potter thinks he’s wicked stealthy, devilishly handsome and irresistibly romantic; Lily Evans begs to differ – she thinks he’s just freakishly stalker-y. Five-parter, LJ

  • Dealing with a Marauder

    I sighed. How did I get here again? Oh yeah, that’s right. I forgot my wand and James Potter was born." Lily makes a deal with James Potter, notorious Marauder. Will Hogwarts lose all sense of sanity? ... Probably. A LJ Fic featuring much Maruader fun..

  • Curse Of The Rhyming Words

    Sirius convinces the Marauders to prank James by creating a potion that makes James hear rhyming words, in an attempt to cheer their Bed - er - Head boy up. Also features fairytales, pansies and much eye-rolling from our favourite Sirius Black. LJoneshot

  • Guilt's A Funny Thing

    James Potter, aged fourteen is reflecting. There's a funny pit in his stomach and he doesn't know why. What he does know is that it's annoying him, and guilt's a funny thing.[oneshot]

  • Lily Evans' Unhealthy Hunch

    Lily Evans never thought she'd ever be stalking James Potter, Mission Impossible style, after hours, in empty corridors. Yet here she finds herself doing just that... [OneShot] LilyJames Read & Review.

  • All These Things I Hate

    She's the epitome of perfection. Whats wrong with that? She wants to escape. [LJ oneshot]

  • Dreams of a Sixteen Year Old

    Lily contemplates the value of her life. Deep and dark lily, is saved by James. Just read it, seirously. and review...