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  • The Benefits of Parseltongue

    COMPLETE. When Draco caught Harry talking to a snake, he didn't react well. Harry, sympathetic to his lover's Voldemort-related trauma, knew he'd do whatever it took to make things better. "Did you know," Draco said, flushed and breathless, "that when speaking parseltongue, your tongue vibrates?" (Harry/Draco, SLASH, oneshot)

  • Entry of the Contortionist

    WIP. The only one buying into Madara's denial is Madara himself. Then he's partnered with Tobirama to go undercover at a circus. Denial only goes so far when faced with skin-tight, barely-there, glittery, sequined outfits and shimmery, dramatic makeup. To say nothing of what should be considered an illegal amount of bendiness! (MadaTobi, SLASH)

  • Red Ribbon

    COMPLETE. Madara's eyes caught on the ribbon around Tobirama's neck, and a thought occurred to him, making his breath catch – bows usually went around presents. Tobirama smirked. "I would've tied it around my cock, but I wasn't prepared to be that forward." (MadaTobi, SLASH, oneshot)

  • Enough

    COMPLETE. John has had enough of the pity. An old friend offers just the sort of escape he needs. (Post-Reichenbach. Oneshot.)

  • A Jaunt Through Time

    COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)

  • Accidental Hero (aka, The Absentminded Ravenclaw)

    ABANDONED. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?

  • GreenFair

    ABANDONED. Voldemort is defeated and life continues on. But while his friends have found their paths, Harry feels lost. No job, no special someone, and no idea what he wants to do… until he meets a woman who unwittingly inspires him in a new direction.

  • Strange But Cute

    COMPLETE. Charlie, needing a break from his mother, goes for a walk around the paths beyond the Burrow. He runs into someone odd. Charlie/Luna friendship. Oneshot.

  • Drabble Box

    ABANDONED. A place for me to store my HP drabbles. Drabble 15: "Stalker Tendencies". Two of Harry's would-be-suitors take their obsession a bit too far.

  • Wanted: Master of Death

    Master of Death? Less a title of power and more of a job description.

  • A Little Knowledge

    Wherein the Mirror of Erised proves to be the ultimate Deus Ex Machina.

  • In Limbo

    COMPLETE. When Voldemort came to, he realised he was completely stark naked … in the middle of King's Cross Station … which was illogically silent and empty save for himself and a grinning Harry Potter. This was just a bizarre dream, surely. (Gen, MoD!Harry, oneshot)

  • Find Me a Find, Catch Me a Catch

    COMPLETE. Ever since Voldemort's near-defeat three years past, Hazel Potter's health has been in steady decline. After much searching she finally discovers a possible cure. It's … unexpected to say the least. Meanwhile Lucius Malfoy, three years widowed, is searching for a solution to his own problems. Mayhap they can help one another. (Fem!Harry/Lucius, arranged marriage, TWOSHOT)

  • Finding Mr Right

    Wherein Ginny thinks Heidi needs to get laid, Hermione make so many charts, Lily wants grandbabies, the romantic prospects sometimes verge on the horrifying, and James Potter just wants to know what's so wrong with Heidi joining a convent! Heidi never knew husband-hunting could be so perilous. (Fem!Harry/Theo, Potters-live-AU, oneshot)

  • A Summer Fling, and Something More

    COMPLETE. Hattie Potter is consummately professional on the job, even if her bastard ex-husband is a co-worker. Nonetheless, circumstances conspire against her and she finds herself put on paid leave against her will. Andromeda thinks this is perfect, and sends Hattie off to southern Italy with orders to sunbathe, flirt with cute boys and maybe have a summer fling. Fem!Harry/Blaise

  • A Good Teacher

    COMPLETE. The other children in class stared at the teacher. Then they stared at Harry, then back to the teacher, then at Harry, in a never-ending loop. Harry found couldn't blame them. Everything from the bespectacled emerald eyes to the messy black hair—the resemblance between them was uncanny!

  • No Gryffindor

    I wasn't the Lavender that could have been … I was no Gryffindor. (A realistic attempt at an SI fic, with absolutely zero Mary-Sue-ishness).

  • The Peverell Petition

    A war-weary Harry, destiny fulfilled, decides he deserves to be selfish for once, even if he has to defy fate to do it. Meanwhile, and some time ago, a teenage Sirius receives some shocking news from his parents. Sirius/Harry. SLASH. (No longer a oneshot.)

  • Green and Blue

    Thanks to a sacrifice by his closest friend Neville Longbottom, Harry is given the chance to do it all again. What will he change and what will he keep the same? And more confusingly, are his feelings for Neville more than platonic? Harry/Neville

  • Wishful Divergence

    An unexpected find in the attic of Grimmauld Place changes the course of Harry's life. Except not, because it's not 'this' Harry who'll be affected. Rather, everything is about to change for another Harry, from long ago and far away.