A parody review series of "The Cinema Snob." Spike discusses certain Fanfiction Authors and even other Critics, and picks apart their stories, personalities, and reoccurring trends in their work.

This is the story of an Absol. This Absol is more than just an Absol. This Absol is the definitive greatest Pokemon Musical singer and actor to ever set paw in Nimbasa City. This is the story of how this Absol, an Absol who existed as a token for a poacher's cartel for years and years, was reborn as an actor. Was reborn as a singer. Was reborn as The Absol Danseuse.

Time for a rap battle between some Christmas Special stars.