Sammy and Dean make Mary's casserole. John and Dean grieve. Warnings: sadness, fear, and a violent reaction to grief

The title says it all! This is the alternate ending only. Read Dear Aunt Petunia first.

Harry fails to clear his mind before bed each night. Snape assigns him two hours of corner time as detention. Harry has fun coming up with creative ways to clear his mind.

Dementors are the happiest creatures on Earth! The darkness and emptiness left behind means little more to them than the cow remains from our cheeseburgers means to most of us. This is a symposium of scientific articles about dementors, the history of dementors and excerpts from their daily lives.

Hogwarts is the safest place in Britain and provides the highest quality of magical education. Or so says all the ads. But are the advertisements accurate or are they just trying to sell you a stinking pile of dung. It is time the public knew the truth. As a member of the magical community it is your duty to be informed and it is my duty to bring you that information.

A single tale can twist your view of events. Some of the events in the books are missing the tales behind them that could twist your view. Note to returning readers: The chapters have been re-ordered. The first chapter is the most recently added chapter.

This is a brief one shot dedicated to the Snape's in our lives who made us who we are today. For many people in my hometown, those two people were the band teacher and the social studies teacher.

This is just a brief commentary on FanFiction's indecision regarding the gender of Blaise Zabinni told from Blaise pov.

All stories have a beginning. So what was the beginning of the cupboard? 'one shot'

Snape has been mentoring and assiting Harry (prior stories: Forbidden and Goals & Privileges). Now Harry is living with Sirius and it is the year of the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Harry and Snape use deductive thought to solve the problems and challenges they are presented with throughout the year.

Do you know the Tales of Beedle the Bard? The folk tale of the Jade Rabbit? This is a tale that weaves all those tales into one. Note: This same story is included in my story Dedcutive Thought, but I thought it also worked well as an independent story.

This is a sequel to Forbidden. At the end of Forbidden Snape issued Harry a Goal to achieve: Fast Food Night at Hogwarts and a Privilege to earn: McD's desserts. Per Snape's requirements, he must achieve the goal with anonymity. Harry works toward the goal and along the way Harry finds other goals he desires to achieve. Harry/Snape mentor story.

Professor Snape catches Harry and Ron as they exit the Forbidden Forest after their trip to the acromantula nest. He ensures they are punished for their forbidden trip and also finds solutions to problems he was previously forbidden to resolve. Disclaimer: chapters two and eight will contain spanking; of a preteen/teen. Tip: If you like humor more than angst start with ch. 3.

Harry is jealous that everyone else has someone to write to and he does not. His Slytherin side sneaks out and decides that the only chance these letters have at being read is if the events in his life are translated into muggle and his Aunt is encouraged to spread them as gossip.

This is/will be a series of 8 poems set to the tune of the 12 Days of Christmas. There will be one poem for each book and two for the final book. I own nothing.

Nearly every year a major event happened to Harry on Halloween. This is a series of poems about those events. I will post one a day leading up to Halloween. Chapter 5 is rated M for gruesomeness. Please do not let children read it. The rest are rated K.

Guess who each character is as you read a poem that provides clues to their identity. The characters name will be identified at the bottom of each poem. (Some characters will have more than one poem.)

This is just a tiny scene that could happen due to all that "You Know Who" business.