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  • Hermione Granger and Men of Hogwarts

    Hermione really wants a boyfriend, so she makes a list. Follow her through her humiliating adolescent journey toward true love...maybe. No specific pairings yet.

  • At the Burrow

    Harry spends part of a summer at the burrow. Full of unicorns, death wishes, waffles, and Harry the deranged headless chicken. The last chapter is the best one. COMPLETE

  • The Marauders and the Random Adventure

    Weird stuff happens when you don't have a face. The Marauders and some OCs go on a beautifully random psycho adventure. I recommend this story in small doses. First few chapters have been revised.

  • And Then They Ate Ron

    Randomness is fun. Harry and Ron get attacked by a number of inanimate or insentient objects. Oh, and Voldemort.