Everyone's favourite (and money minting) interviewee, Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived, turns out to be very uncooperative and directs a poor, unfortunate reporter to his fellow wizards – namely, Voldemort – to answer Miss Sarah L.'s romantically inclined questions. Valentines' Day Interviews have never gone more terribly.

After the events of the fourth year, Harry stumbles upon a long lost friend, in his most hated Professor's house. Perceptions are changing, misconceptions are being cleared, and old friendships re-surfacing. The Golden Trio - now Quartet - yet again have a hair raising mystery on their hands.