Some will tell the tale of two hidden beauties that fell in love. Others would hiss of two beasts that dragged each other to ruin. No one knew how the tale truly ended. But either way, there is still that great lesson of Beauty and the Beast - that a thing (no matter how ugly or unwanted) must be loved before it is lovable. EnvyxOC. Brotherhood universe. HIATUS or ADOPTABLE

Because Edward Elric and Elliot Nightray in the same room equals hilarious chaos. Two egos clash, names are tossed, and a dangerous secret is revealed. LONG ONESHOT - Now expanded into a slow-going multi-chapter fic!

Greed was one of the last to die. Before Truth sticks him in limbo for eternity, an ancient, powerful being arrives to offer him and all his siblings a way out - a second chance. They will be given a taste of humanity, and then put to a choice - become homunculi once more or remain human. The choice won't be so easy as they first assume. Fantasy AU. No pairings. Rating may change.

"I think your servant is playing matchmaker. He's trying to set us up." "What are you talking about?" "Your servant plus a kid who's too naïve for his own good equals bad stuff." Elliot certainly didn't plan to get locked in the library today. Especially with a maid who, he's only just realizing, is actually quite pretty... Elliot/OC oneshot. T for censored language.