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  • Fall into Darkness

    Almost twelve years after the end of the second war, Bellatrix is well on the path of healing her mental instabilities with more than a little help of a very determined Hermione. When during a holiday getaway to a magnificent caldera lake in the lovely woods of the Pacific West her beloved Hermione is taken from her, Bellatrix will have to rely on her lingering inner darkness to co

  • Breaking the Window

    When they find a magic pool in the Forbidden Forest, it kicks off an unlikely friendship for two lonely girls thirty years apart of each other. Hermione begins a desperate search to find a way to save her new friend from the fate she knows awaits her, all the while dealing with the severe repercussions of having lived through a war. It becomes the start of an unexpected adventure.

  • Self-Prevention

    When Bellatrix has an encounter with a mysterious vigilante who knows more than she should and has been making Death Eater's lives miserable for some time, it sets in motion a series of events in motion change both her life and that of Hermione Granger forever. Bellamione, canon divergence with plenty of temporal shenanigans

  • Mirror, mirror

    After the Battle at Hogwarts, Bellatrix suddenly finds herself... somewhere else. Now has to use all her wits and guile to try to navigate this strange place where so many things are different and people with familiar faces are strangers in hopes of finding a way back home. But why does a certain infuriating mudblood insist on pestering her wherever she goes! Bellamione of course.

  • Sping Cleaning

    After Hermione strong-arms her wife into a spring cleaning session, Bellatrix finds something interesting in the attic. Bellamione one-shot.

  • Selfie

    When Hermione calls her loving wife 'technologically illiterate', Bellatrix considers this a declaration of war and decides to send Hermione a selfie from her daughter's phone. It goes about as well as you'd expect. Ont-shot. Fluffy Bellamione.

  • Toss a coin to your Bellatrix

    Bellamione Witcher AU. Bellatrix, a Witcher from the School of the Cat, is hired for a job on her way North to spend the winter at Kaer Morhen. It is a job with interesting results.

  • Lonely Hearts At Night

    Bellatrix Black is a famous love doctor on the wizarding wireless, but is quite unlucky in love herself. Will her luck finally change when she's in need of a new audio engineer to help her with the show? Bellamione, heavy AU, one-shot.

  • Divorce

    A short Bellamione one-shot: Two witches find themselves sitting in a solicitor's office. In front from them lies waiting to be signed the document which will end their marriage. What happens in that very moment?

  • The Dark Corners of the Earth

    The war was supposed to end with the fall of Voldemort. Instead, it not only kept going but steadily escalated into a full-scale wizarding world war as two people who were thought to be dead pit their armies against each other. Now Hermione is desperately trying to find a way to save the wizarding world from itself… and from that which lies among the dark corners of the Earth.

  • Murder Most Horrid

    In a world where Voldemort never existed, Bellatrix Black is a cynical and dour detective working for the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, subdivision Magical Homicides. When she is tasked to solve a murder at Hogwarts, a certain resident genius called Hermione Granger happens to be her prime suspect. AU, Bellamione, liberal amounts of fluff.