One can learn a lot from a freak, Hestia Jones discovers, if one is willing to take the time to listen. This story was originally written for hp beholder 2011. There really ought to be a hyphen in the title; Fanfiction dot net is a cruel mistress.

When the aristocracy is corrupt, who can you trust? Uh...we'll get back to you on that. A tale of murder, mayhem, mania, malevolence, and other sundry Bad Things. Darkfic warning. Snarky narrator warning. Various pairings. Insert generic "R&R" here.

Going insane can be such an ugly process. Especially when you, dear readers, know how it's all going to end... What happened to Bellatrix to drive her so insane? Why did she marry Rodolphus? How did she become a Death Eater? Let's find out... Please R&R!

When Hogwarts Castle and the Hogwarts Express fall in love, will things turn out happily for them? No. They can't even get near each other! You will never look at inanimate objects in the same way again. Oneshot.

Incest is surprisingly common among the Wizarding aristocracy--you might even call it a family tradition. Just a little romantic piece. Main pairing Rodolphus/Rabastan, with implied RodolphusxBellatrix and VoldemortxBellatrix. One-shot. Mild lime.