Romano is feeling sad until Jesus comes to cheer him up. We're very sorry about writing this. Jesus/Romano. ONESHOT as always WARNINGS: OOC, crack, boyxboy, Jesus, and this has not been edited. T for Romano's mouth.

America and England's adventure with scones written in 5 minutes or less. Cover picture used as inspiration. USUK ONESHOT rated T for swearing. R & R!

FIRST FANFIC. Using the cover photo as inspiration, these two extremely short fanfics were written in five mins or less without any editing by my friend and I. One shot. Human names used. No pairings. R & R! Flames will be ignored.

Continuing the theme of crack fanfics, Gamzee miraculously becomes a potato one day. Rated T for ghetto birds and profane trolls.

What happens when Envy comes across a palm tree on a random island? CRACK FANFIC. Envy x a palm tree. Rated T for swearing. Unedited and written in 5 minutes as usual. Not meant to be taken seriously.