Zoro's been letting shit happen to him his whole life. Alvida's favorite doormat that gives her the occasional splinter. An impromptu road trip with a group of misfits he met yesterday can't be any worse, right? He just has to hide how he's an anxiety-riddled mass of nightmares. He can definitely Human. This'll be fucking easy. If only Luffy and company weren't such wildcards. ZoLu

"They're disgustingly cute. I wonder if they know how grossly adorable they are," Gabriel sneers and turns to face Sam, who scoffs. "Oh, I bet they do. No chick-flick moments my ass... or one of their asses. Who even knows at this point." *Destiel snippets*

Zoro really doesn't want to talk about Thriller Bark and he can't think of a single good reason for why that is. So, altogether, this whole royally screwed up situation doesn't make much sense. Because Luffy sure as hell doesn't want to talk about Marine Ford either.

"Go to your happy place, Soul. Where your friends aren't trying to swallow one another and the object of your affections isn't enjoying said attempted cannibalism... oh man, I said that out loud." KidStar, TsuLiz, slight SoMa

People say that you never know what you have until it's gone. Truth is, you've always known what you had - you just never thought you'd lose it. And they must be the luckiest people alive, he thinks, to have gotten a second chance at all of those possibilities. But maybe, Draco supposes, that's merely a side-effect of falling heels-over-head for Harry Potter. -50 Drarry sentences-

There were so many reasons they shouldn't have worked, so many ways it all could have gone wrong; but they never cared about any of those possibilities, more focused on the sea of reasons that made it all feel so very right. 50 different snippets of ZoLu throughout their adventures.