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  • Old, Oldd, 'n' Oldy

    Ed, Edd, and Eddy, plus about fifty years.

  • Damage Control

    Raven and Starfire have found themselves on the cover of certain tabloids and it's up to team leader Robin to dispel any rumors about the Titans. Can he overcome his stage fright long enough to weather questions from the most intense interviewer known to humankind? Spoiler alert: no.

  • How Yugi and Kaiba's First Duel Should Have Went

    The language I filtered this under is "english." It should be "filthy."

  • Pathos of a Duelist

    Keith, he drunk.

  • Diary of a Stoned Namek

    What if Piccolo could think while he was a stone statue during the Babidi saga? Well, I imagine it would go a little something like this...

  • The Peach Creek Horror

    This started off being a parody of H.P. Lovecraft, and I don't know what the hell it is now. A boy moves to Peach Creek and meets the Eds, but after 24 hours is stricken with sudden madness and put into an asylum. This is his first and last retelling of the story.

  • The Infestation

    Seto and Mokuba Kaiba's mansion suddenly falls into siege, courtesy of an organized army of man-eating cockroaches. This is basically just a way for me to vent after I found out that my new apartment had a roach problem.

  • How Yugi and Pegasus's First Duel Should Have Went

    The language I filtered this under is "english." It should be "sequel." Recommended for those who like the first one I did about Yugi and Kaiba.

  • Shenron and Porunga's Excellent Apartment

    When Shenron and Porunga are forced to live together by court order, they must find a way to make ends meet while fending off hostilities from the mafia-esque Wish Council.

  • Goku Gets Gas

    And boy howdy, his farts are truly lethal! Please enjoy the stupidest thing I've ever written.

  • Writer's Bloc

    A bank robbery occurs in a strange part of town, and the Titans are sent to investigate. The excuse I have for this story begins with "I" and ends with "was bored."

  • The Curriliad

    Have you ever wanted to read an epic poem about curry and romance, featuring School Rumble characters? Ahaha, didn't think so. But try it anyway.

  • Rex's Typical Morning

    A nonsensical story about Rex's hatred for his owner's hand, and what said hand has to do in order to control Rex.

  • LA Beastboy Eats a Ghost Chili Pepper!

    VOMIT ALERT

  • The God of Puns

    Low-Key, the God of Puns, comes to Earth searching for Frieza, resulting in a very PUNgent day for our heroes! You will hate me for writing this!

  • Journal of a Hardnosed Man

    See, the title's funny because Krillin has no nose, and yet he is a statue. This is a companion piece to "Diary of a Stoned Namek," detailing the inner thoughts of Krillin in his brief period as a stone statue.