One Shot A lonely fanfic author has an extended visit from a certain jolly old elf. When said author tries to share the stories he's heard from said elf things don't quite go as planned... but the garden looks great.

During the summer after HBP Harry finds his friends have had to leave so he goes for a long walk. An overheard conversation leads to some interesting developments and some new possibilities in his life. Now a WIP.

Complete One Shot AU DH spoilers. Just one way Riddle might have been gotten rid of a bit earlier than in the series. Takes place near end of DH. Somewhat super powered Harry. Rated for language.

PARODY-Humor One Shot One humorous way in which we might have seen a much earlier end of the dastardly depraved dark dink. Rated for language & insanity causing decidedly depraved diabolical content. My sincere apologies if you suffer brain damage.

Complete! One-Shot! When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, he decides that enough is enough. The headmaster does not see the humor in the situation and tries to force Harry to join in the "fun", so to speak. Rated for Language

A fluffy little romance, with an edge, that has some twists and turns. Unashamedly Harmony, with some Ron and Ginny bashing for spice. H/Hr Rated M for language and adult situations. One-Shot - Complete

As it seems in-vogue to have a file where weird things that fall out of the author's head can reside for your perusal and comment, this is my own personal place to store the weirdness that comes from my brain on occasion. Rated M for possible adult topics

It always bugged me that Harry, as an abused kid, accepted the way Ron spoke of and to Hermione. What if Harry had stood up to Ron? How would the troll incident have gone? This is how it should probably have been written if JKR had not been so intent on the OBHWF trope. Enjoy! Warning for some strong language, hence the M rating, and for fairly heavy Ron bashing.

A humorous look at the graveyard scene from GoF. Harry comes prepared, Tom is in deep doo-doo. Rated for language, innuendo. My Yahoo! group recommends no drinking or eating while reading this if you value your keyboard & monitor, and don't like choking.

Fun romp through the early Hogwarts years with H/Hr/L wreaking havoc on history and Wizarding society after waking up in their 9 & 10 year old bodies. Character bashing rampant in this redo. Rated M for language, adult situations and themes, and violence.

One-Shot An unusual, darkish, Azkaban Harry story. Told entirely first person by Harry, as he answers questions to tell of how he came to be there, and who really killed Voldemort and Dumbledore. Not for everyone: Read notes at start.Rated M language.

Two weeks after second year Harry wakes up with memories of being much older. He knows what will happen and vows to stop it, to stop Voldemort before he even comes back. But can he get out from under the Dursleys and the MOB? H/HR language and violence AU

Ficlet set in a nebulous time frame to satisfy all the prudes and pervs out there. Strong sexual overtones and innuendo drive this tale of how to cheer up a very unhappy Harry. Harry/multi Just so you know, the apostrophe in the title is correctly placed.

One-shot. What if Harry Potter gave up on life just before receiving his Hogwarts Letter. What would happen to him and what would the repercussions be. Character DEATHS, Dark theme, language.

A rollicking HHr story of 7th year, which PARODIES many of my favorite authors while telling a fun story of what COULD happen. An Azkaban story, sort of, with many surprises. Oh, and clench your buttocks, it is a sometimes bumpy ride. You've been warned..