Plucking at a wilting rose, Leonardo evaluates his relationship with Ezio. First attempt at Lezio; please be nice.

Oneshot. Maria escapes Altaïr's bonds, and hides in the harbour, to teach him to swim. Had to clean this one up A LOT to make it suitable, but rated M to be safe. Mild bad language and moderate sexual themes.

In her sixth year at Hogwarts, Hermione Granger is viciously attacked by Draco Malfoy and his gang, whilst taking a risky short cut from the library one night. This incident draws her into a deep depression she may not escape. AU, NC! OOC Hermione.

Hogwarts is introduced to yet another Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher, much to Snape's disgust. But, this new teacher turns the Potion Master's world upside down. Warnings: Very very OOC, i.e. nice Snape, AU 2nd yr, HAWT HAWT MARY SUE ACTION!

Inspired by Tara's in famous story, this is my take on it. Enjoy! And just like the original, goodness knows when I'll update. Enjoy. Prepz welcome!

Funny, Little Britain inspired Harry Potter oneshot. A television report covers the shocking events that occurred in the seemingly sleepy village of Hogsmeade. Spoilers for Half Blood Prince ending afoot. Slight OOC for fun.