For those of you who are as horny and thirsty for the Beatles as me, you will find these smutty poems quite accurate, and hopefully humorous. This is a compilation of the funniest and most vulgar Beatle poetry.

Elizabeth Henderson never pictured her life as anything but average. But one day, out of the blue, come four lads from Liverpool, and for the sake of money, she becomes John Lennon's newly wed life. At first, she can't find a single thing to like about him. But people change, and so do feelings.