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  • The Long Journey Home

    Meta is a rarity. She is a dwarf-women, raised only by her mother and she has never lived with other dwarves. Now she is determined to find out what dwarves are really like. What she finds on the road is far beyond any expectations she started out with!

  • The Reluctant Burglar

    Elmyra wanted a nice, relaxing vacation. After a pleasant week in the Shire, she was supposed to go home. However, Thorin and Balin were worried that Bilbo Baggins might not make a very good burglar. They decided that Elmyra just might be the extra burglar they needed whether she wanted to be one or not.

  • The Broken Heart

    Dis reacts the news of Fili, Kili and Thorin's deaths.

  • The Last Magic

    Men live short lives and their memories are even shorter. Hundreds of years have passed since the War of the Rings. Few now believe magic, elves or dwarves ever existed but Mirelle sets out to prove them wrong. Is there any magic left in Middle-earth?

  • Revenge Served Hot

    A retelling of 'The Long Drop' by Borys68. Margaret arrives in Middle Earth with great expectations. What she ends up with is beyond comprehension. A tale of downfall and revenge. WARNING: This is not a very nice story but if you like things twisted, it may be for you.

  • A Very Tasty Dinner

    Gollum savors the afterglow of a nice dinner.

  • The Guide

    It was a dream vacation to New Zealand for a LOTR tour. But jet lag does funny things to people. What happens to a tourist who ends up with a most unusual guide for her tour? One-shot, complete.

  • When A Good Vacation Goes Bad

    The results of the investigation are in. Attached are the supporting documents that prove one Elmyra Pundur was trapped in a Tolkien book, The Hobbit. No one should have to suffer such indignities. We may have to sue!