"But East-" "West I'm a lost cause, just save yourself!" So, this happened. It's a short Hetaoni oneshot. I don't own Hetalia or Hetaoni but I do own horrible naming skills. Rates T just to be on the safe side. Constructive criticism enjoyed, flames returned with a sarcastic remark if you have an account, returned with one to myself if no Fem!Germany(Nyo!Germany). Hope you enjoy!

Please excuse the horrible title, taken from my dA account ElizabethAuditore. Based off that one scene in chapter 9 2/2 of Dreamtalia were they talk about dresses rated T juuuuust in case. I can't really say much without spoiling the story, so give it a go. Hope you enjoy!

Spain, Germany, and Berlin all wake up in a dim room, what adventure is in store for these three? Rated T juuuuuust to be safe