"To be fair, we're all a bunch of teenagers," she added generously when she spied his taken offense. "Hormones and the like. Add post-war trauma to it and you're bound to have mangled soap opera plots worthy of the daftest of heroes." RW-HG-DM

It is of popular belief that Draco Malfoy possesses little to no conscience. This is distinctly untrue. He is human. He has desires, flaws, and, a little voice to tell him what's wrong and right. The obedience to the voice is, of course, doubtful.

Lily had seen past the charm and sexy hair, and thought them immature boys. To them, she was a fearsome but lovely girlfriend. As he recalls teenage amour and antics, James hopes his son will endure the same enjoyable aggravation.

With no one else to love her...She asks him. With no one else to care for...He answers. HGDM

Ever wonder where those Mary Sues come from? No, it's not when one bad story and another bad story love each other very much...Ever wonder what motivates such mindnumbing fanfiction? Harry doesn't. He's just happy to be so popular.

Ron has become more annoying than usual. And everybody knows annoying is a close sibling of sexy. Wait...it's not? Crap. Now Hermione's overactive mind has to find another reason to explain why she found him so distracting.

Ron Weasley, it must be admitted, has a great deal to learn about the opposite sex. How fortunate that one member of the opposite sex is willing to teach with excess volume him to say the most important words of self preservation.