A modern-day AU Hitchcock parody, for Sian, Altariel and Borys's Christmas. Mild mannered Faramir owns an antiquarian bookshop. Enter a mysterious icy blonde, apparently casing the appartment block opposite. Boromir lives (and has found some interesting antiquarian smut in their late father's book collection). CW: genuine antiquarian smut (but not explicit!)
Apologies. I'm on a bit of a crack-fic roll at the moment. So anyway - Laws and Customs of the Eldar has always struck me as more than a bit implausible. So, it was a dark and stormy night in Meduseld...
What would happen if Eowyn and Faramir were to come upon a stack of rather racy, badly written, Harlequin-like books... Books featuring themselves? A parody of bad sex writing (hopefully with some more entertaining smut too). Plot? What plot?
AU - Eowyn is sent to Ithilien by her brother to get her away from Edoras and Wormtongue. Promped by Sian making an off-hand remark about Rangers in tight spaces, then adding that this was just what she wanted to take her mind off her migraine. Started out as PWP migraine cure, but has now taken on a life of its own - AU all the way through to Pelennor and Houses of Healing.
An exhausted Lothiriel takes refuge from her day of helping the Healers during the battle of Pelennor. She falls asleep in a half-ruined guard tower on the walls, but is awakened by the arrival of a battle weary warrior, a horselord from the north.
An unusually quiet day for Sleepy Hollow PD, when Captain Irving gets an unexpected visitor. Inspired by Orlando Jones joking about the sort of fanfic he'd like to read about his character... An affectionate parody (sorry, everyone, just can't resist parody). Set late series 1.
We're all familiar with the tenth walker story, in which a teenager from our world (usually with suitably angsty back story) falls into Middle Earth. But what of the reverse? What happens when a teenager from Middle Earth falls into our world? What sort of quest awaits her? Who will be the other half of her OTP? Another Tommy Ginger/Annafan collaboration. 100% pure crack fic.
Why did it take Han and Leia three years to start to get close to one another? Perhaps it's because, in the middle of a war, you have other stuff to think about. Or perhaps losing your whole planet puts a damper on things. Han gets caught up in an argument among the top brass, and finds himself caught up in mission planning with "Princess Death Wish." Happy Birthday, Lady Peter!
Trying to get a moment alone away from their chaperones, Eowyn and Faramir explore Minas Tirith shortly before their wedding. Sometimes a little bit of art history can prove... inspirational. Plot? What plot. ;-)
"The war has cost Rohan two kings and one prince – I only ask for one steward in return." AU – Éomer fell at the Black Gate and Éowyn is now Queen of Rohan. To avoid her nobles manoeuvring her into marrying one of their own who would then become the power behind the throne, Éowyn proposes to Faramir instead. What happens when he arrives in Edoras? Sequel to Borys68's Kiss Me.
It is not often that King Theoden finds himself confronted with a situation he does not know how to handle, but choosing a birthday present for a small girl is one of them.
A little Frankenstein's ficlet of a crack fic. We're all familiar with those modern day AU versions where Gandalf is a high school teacher, Legolas an eco warrior, etc. etc. This is what happens when instead of a fresh-faced teenage self-insert, two middle aged ladies write themselves into an AU fic with the brothers Hurin. Collaboration with Tommy Ginger.