An average Orc explains why everything in Mordor is pointy, and has spikes protruding outwards from it. He explains why the trend is useless and awful. He also touches on the world of high fashion in Mordor.

Klinger has a secret as to why he despises war so much, and why he acts the way he does. When his old flame shows up at the 4077th, and he sees her falling for a young surgeon from Boston - how will he handle it?

The men of Easy Company, are relatively new to Toccoa Camp, and are excited when a new group of nurses are assigned to the base hospital. Bill Guarnere, is less than thrilled when he discovers that he knows one of the new nurses Viola rather closely. Eugene Roe develops a strong bond with Viola which carries on throughout the rest of the the war, even when they are apart. Eugene/OC

Ronald Spiers, is wounded by a sniper during his tour of duty in the Korean conflict, and is taken to the 4077th M*A*S*H. Hawkeye thought he could get away with badmouthing the integrity of Speirs' outlook on war, just like he had with any other line officer. Little did Hawkeye know, this was the one time his medical skills weren't going to save him from harsh rebuke.

Lena and John Basilone are finally reunited.