Moody was bored. That should have tipped the Order off right there. Because the last time Moody was bored, he blew up half of Hogwarts in the name of CONSTANT VIGILANCE. This time, he makes himself look like Voldemort.

OneShot Prequel to GFTG Series. Harry gets gifts from eight of the gods and goddesses. What are they? And will they help him defeat Voldie for good? Implied Future SLASH HPSBRLSS foursome

Taken over for MysticWolfBlack. Sirius and James are plotting ways to "give lil ol' Volders what he deserves" when Sirius 'accidentally' sends James flying into a tree and he disappears. James comes back to life…kinda. HPHG JPLE. On Hold.

Twenty minutes with various Harry Potter characters although currently not that many . Titled 'Harry Potter Version' in case I do more in the future for other fandoms. Feel free to adopt.

Side Story to DFDnP might wanna read that first. Why Petunia screams like a banshee when Lily says "Tuny…Hee, Hee, Hee." "The underage restriction of wizardry crap wasn't around back then." Up for adoption.

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

minorreallyminorLOTRxover. Hermione finds a passage in a book that may help Harry face off with Fudge and Dumbles and prepare the Wizarding World for Voldie. But will it stand for long? Some Slash, but not a lot. Main Pairing: HarryHermione. Up for adoption

Tired of all those Harry is betrayed and sent to Azkaban but still saves everyone's butts by killing Voldemort. Then you'll like this one. The 'light' turned their backs on Harry, so he's gonna turn his back on them. SLASH: HPFG. Up for adoption.

An Early Christmas Present For You All. Dumbledore announces a Christmas Karaoke Party over the break, and the students come up with some screwed up Christmas songs. Then Voldemort decides to start his own Karaoke Party. T for content. Up for adoption

This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.

BEING REWRITTEN! One of Light To lord them all One of Wood To take the fall One of Earth To have the ground One of Water To sneak around One of Fire To protect all six One of Metal To complete the mix. Up for adoption.

The Harry Potter crew face a new evil. The Crazy Hyper Kitties! From Hell! Will they survive? TV is good for some things. Up for Adoption

Harry is given a second chance. But will he be able to do this again, especially with the Headmaster conspiring against him. Read GIFT FROM THE GODS first. Implied Future SLASH HPSBRLSS and RWDM SLASH or IMPLIED SLASH. Up for Adoption.

Harry gets away from the manipulative headmaster after getting one hell of a weird way to contact his parents and Sirius' daughter and dad. Sirius will RETURN! Up for adoption.

Oneshot. Dumbledore tells Harry that he either has to marry Ginny, or Voldemort, or he's going to die.

Oh no, Jessica! Snape’s trying to steal your Christmas...tree! What a Grinch! HP x Van Helsing movie x PotC x LotR x InuYasha xovers A little late, but Merry Christmas, Jessica!

Sequel to How The Carolers Got Covered. The Carolers have returned, and they want revenge. First order of business: A vet to neuter that dog. Run, Sirius! And they still call FnG Scrooges. Well, you know what happened last time they did that! REVIEW!

AKA Plan Love Voldemort To Death. Reading a review from GNF, I came up with this idea. Love is the power that he knows not, but do you really think Voldemort would accept a hug from Harry? Overemotional!Harry and Freaked!Voldie. DEDICATED TO SHINIGAMI!

Sirius gets his hands on a twenty questions game the one from Radica. Can you guess what he’s thinking of before the game guesses it. It really isn't that hard. Humor fic spurred by playing way too much 20Q and the fact that I am insane. Rated for words.

Voldie returns for two more pathetic deaths including fanficfan1037's South Park suggestion. Not sure if it's really from SP, but then again, I don't watch that show, so, yeah. Read and Review people! PPPPPPLLLLLLEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEE! Pretty Please