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  • 69 Ways to Kill Ron Weasley

    By darkpothead • Updated: 27 Mar 2016 • Published: 6 Jul 2015 • 3 Chapters • 2,095 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • [Harry P. + Hermione G.], Ron W. • Rating: M • In Progress

    Title says it all. A series of one-shots on different ways to kill Ronald Weasley. I've seen these types of stories around before and figured I'd give it a go. Rated M for language, acts of violence, and probably sexual content in the future. Ron bashing, obviously, but it's all over the top and meant to be funny.

  • The Parselmouth- Second Heir of Slytherin

    By darkpothead • Updated: 21 Mar 2015 • Published: 16 Feb 2015 • 4 Chapters • 13,215 words • 0 followers • Adventure • [Harry P. + Hermione G.], Lily Evans P. • Rating: M • In Progress

    When Harry goes to the zoo with the Dursley's, he doesn't just help a snake escape its prison, he finds a new ally and friend. A slightly smarter/more independent/darker Harry who might just find an ally in the Dark Lord, if Voldemort can redeem himself. The main cast will be pretty grey, not evil or good, because they do what they need to in order to survive and live happier lives

  • The Deal

    By darkpothead • Updated: 22 Dec 2014 • Published: 13 Dec 2014 • 3 Chapters • 11,304 words • 0 followers • Adventure • Harry P., Hermione G., OC • Rating: M • In Progress

    When Harry is killed at the end of Deathly Hallows, instead of meeting Albus Dumbledore, he meets Death itself. He strikes up a deal with the Devil to go back in time to try and prevent the Wizarding World's downfall. End of GoF onward AU. Partially dark/grey!Harry and Hermione, probably will have a H/Hr pairing in the future.