Confession: I really love the Helsa (Hans/Elsa) ship. Other confession: yes, I completely understand what a terrible idea it would be for anyone to marry or have an affair with Hans, especially someone as vulnerable and sensitive as Elsa. But Hans wanted to put his case anyway... Hans and Elsa get very meta, discuss shipping generally, argue and drink wine.

In which Anna has unwanted thoughts, Sven does the grown-up thing, Elsa is as mysterious as ever, Hans is still full of surprises, and Kristoff may have hold of the wrong end of the stick. Set, oh, a couple of hours after the Great Thaw.

After nearly a year of everyone avoiding the matter, Elsa has decided what to do with her difficult-to-handle prisoner (and it's better than what his brother had in mind)... Hans is exactly as tragic (or not) as the reader chooses to believe he is.

So what happened to Eugene and Rapunzel at the coronation ball while the family crisis was erupting? Or rather, Eugene wants to know what happened last night...

How did the diplomatically vestigial thirteenth prince of the Southern Isles end up the sole delegate at such an important event as a coronation? Well... by Hans-like means, that's how. With a warning for a king who thinks he's funny and a queen with no idea what she's starting.

Corporal Aksel Haugen of the Arendelle Royal Guards observes what happens after the chandelier falls in Queen Elsa's palace of ice, and really hopes that the uneasy feeling he has about his new commander is completely irrational. Thanks to Milady666's lovely art piece "Back to Arendelle" /art/Back-to-Arendelle-421191318) on deviantArt

It seems everyone has a different story about why Prince Hans is almost never seen without white silk gloves on. Sure, there's a reason for this. He can give you a reason. Actually, he can give you lots of reasons. Some of them might even be true. A series of five drabbles (well, two drabbles, one double drabble, one trible and one hexable)