Don't fandoms eat other fandoms? Or: Harry makes Draco watch his new favourite film—The Social Network.

Harry catches Draco playing with his food. Drabble.

Harry and Draco discuss a painting at an art gallery. Drabble.

Scorpius overhears a conversation. Drabble.

Draco stays warm while Harry fixes the Floo. Drabble.

It all began with an egg and cress sandwich.

Harry's willing to play rough to get what he wants.

Draco didn't expect the prelude to a night out to include someone else's clothes and a Muggle camera. From then on the night got better and better. And drunker and drunker.

After a bad day at work all Harry really needs is a drink... and a distraction.

Harry wants revenge, and he wants to watch.

Draco gets distracted in the library.

During a month undercover in a Muggle school, Draco Malfoy has to deal with scheming children, peculiar staff and his increasingly fluffy feelings towards his Auror-in-training partner, Harry Potter.

Harry and Draco meet again after several years and begin dating. "Dating is just awkward moments and one person wants more than the other. It's just that constant strangeness." NC-17 A/N: Each part can be a stand-alone one-shot. There is no overall plot.

Harry goes to his first live snooker match and spots someone unexpected. NC-17

Harry starts keeping a diary, and all Draco wants to do is start fights.

Pansy makes her squabbling house guests sleep elsewhere. NC-17

Draco's had a bad day, and Harry is acting suspiciously.

Ron spots an interesting bumper sticker.

No one takes the piss out of Draco's wand.

A midnight meeting in the Forbidden Forest.