Better Summary inside but...Hermione offers up her magic so that her friends could have a normal childhood. Two years later Hermione knows nothing of magic or Harry Potter but a chance encounter changes everything and turns her perfect world upside down.
Hermione runs out on Ron on her wedding day. With the help of a meddlesome Ravenclaw and a conniving Slytherin she escapes the horde of angry Weasley's. Can Hermione survive in the states with Loony Luna and brooding Theo as roommates?