DISCONTINUED (Rewrite Pending) - "Once upon a time, a wizard child got the jump on a giant snake, defeating the Dark Lord before he could be reborn. Then he spent a year trying to kill his Godfather, then learned he was innocent. This is still not that story. Sequel to Last Second Chance."
How Delores Umbridge Came to be Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor at Hogwarts, or, How Albus Dumbledore Became Addicted to Pain Potions. One-shot.
Once upon a time, there was an 11-year-old Wizard who learned the Power of Love and True Friendship. With his friends by his side, he defeated the great and terrible Dark Lord Voldemort and saved the Wizarding World forever. This is not that story.
With apologies to Rudyard Kipling, whose poem, The Vampire, inspired this one.
Hope survives in a dystopian future. I'll join you when Hell freezes over. One-shot, complete.