When Ian Gallagher was fifteen years old, Monica slit her wrists as the whole family sat around the table eating dinner. When Ian Gallagher was seventeen years old, he downed a full prescription of antidepressants with a bottle of vodka as the whole family sat around the table eating dinner. Monica was saved, but will Ian be so lucky?

So Brendan's the super cranky florist delivery guy (it's the family business!) and Ste's the bored as fuck receptionist with too much time on his hands. Dennis sends his fiancée, Leanne, stupidly large bouquet of flowers every week, and Leanne just happens to work with Ste. You see where this is going? ONESHOT