"They're saying that Harry and Malfoy are shagging!" … Whatever romance gossip Kingsley had in mind did not beat this for certain. Because there is no such thing as Drarry!

Basically Draco and Harry's love life in alphabets. Harry is obsessed, Draco gets carsick and Hermione is about to tear her hair off around these two!

Kingsley is driven up the wall with the insane rumours running around Ministry of Magic's office, threatening to ruin all peace there is. He swears to put a stop to it and get things back to normal. Because there is no such thing as Drarry!

The girls were talking about guys and the topic of ideal men came up. Lucy starts to think. What exactly is her type? Maybe a guy with pink hair? Wait, just when did her ideal type change? Uh oh, did she just confess to him! Is Natsu truly her gateway to happiness? Will Lucy choose the prince she's been waiting for or the fiery dragon? Will she get her happily ever after?

Ryoma turns up at school with a new black cap that has everyone questioning it! Inui proposes a theory of Ryoma's special person! Seigaku members become stalkers! And who is the rich friend Ryoma's meeting? And did Ryoma just smile?