"Sirius Black and his cronies have tried- ALL HAVE FAILED." This is the story of the seven times the Marauders tried to escape the Hogwarts Express- and their misadventures along the way.

Lily hears screaming from the next apartment over. When she decides to take things into her own hands, Halloween hilarity and hijinks ensue. Muggle AU, Halloween. One-shot.

Lily just needed help with her English homework. James just wanted to lend a helping hand. With the help of an age-old story, they both discover a little something about themselves along the way. Muggle university AU, one-shot. Fluff.

Lily has to get home from college. But when her only option for a ride home is James Potter, things are bound to get interesting. And with Petunia's wedding approaching quickly, could James be the only one who can save her from her sister's wrath?

A mysterious man blasts music at three in the morning. Can anything good come from double-parking? Lily Evans is about to find out. Muggle AU. Jily. Three-shot. A touch of language, the type you might hear from your grandmother.