She was just a girl with a discreet and useful superpower: Ashlyn could slow down her own perception of time at will, effectively giving her life a tactical pause function. She had been content to live that life like a normie. Then she got mixed up with Harley Quinn, former henchwoman to a criminal madman. And life became... interesting. [Follows the movie "Batman & Harley Quinn"]

The Girl Who Lived appeared cheerful and intelligent, a model student. So charming she was that even being sorted into Slytherin House didn't do much to hurt her popularity at Hogwarts. Not many people understood that there was something fundamentally wrong with how she looked at the world. But she seemed able to befriend anyone. It was no wonder no one saw how alone she was...

In a mythical world where things happen twenty years late, and magic doesn't stop computers from being a thing at Hogwarts, Harry's sudden spike in celebrity drama gives rise to a disturbing trend among fanfic authors. Warning: You may find fics of someone you know. (One-Shot)