Before Voldemort's final death, before Harry, there was Petunia Evans. Why is she Petunia Dursley? A character study.

When Harry throws his bedframe out the window, many things (but not all) change. Like the neighbours criminal record, for instance.

Seriously, it sucks. Have you ever had your uncle use your pet owl to blow his nose? Or have some guy say he'll be your friend only to take it back? Or have a snake refuse to eat your cousin? Or- you know what, I'll just shut up now.

Ron and Harry like food. Hermione likes freeing house-elves. So what happens when the house-elves are on strike and not making any food? crackfic!

Something goes very wrong on a date for Neville and Luna...

Ron has problems with love. People keep throwing him back! Oh well, there's plenty of fish in the sea, and he's bound to catch one sometime. R&R!

Harry goes into the Chamber, rescues Ginny, kills the basilisk, kills Voldemort,...and discovers their daughter. Oops! What now? R&R!