hehhah. Ahem. Laughter, that's what I remember, the most. laughter at my pain, my suffering. what vile and disgusting things we are that we derive pleasure from such things. well they want to laugh. I can give them plenty to laugh at. I will be a real comedian, a joker, a stranger! Hehhuhahah. ahem. No no, You misunderstand. Laugh! I promise I'm not mad.

Uchiha Madara, co-founder of the Marines, scourge of the sea, possessed of the Sharingan. His eyes have gone down in history as the most terrible weapons of the millennium. three hundred years after his death Monkey D. Luffy eats a fruit...

AU: Living under the oppression of the Muggles and without a ministry to create order the Magical population inevitably turns to crime in order to survive. None of the underlying problems will be solved any time soon but it could be worse, and that's what everyone is worried about. Rated M for Sex, Drugs, Politics, and murder. some slash, NO lemons. Major Dumbles Bashing.