Lucy had an assassination attempt on her life. Edmund, the organizer of the spy ring, was unnerved by the minor mistake that almost led to his sister's death, so he decided to make sure it wouldn't happen again by hiring a bodyguard. A female bodyguard that would be good at every combat known in Narnia. Rated T for safety.

The last in the Moron series. A self insert just like the other two meant to annoy the characters and go on a journey with two people who are not fan-girls.

This is a story that is based in a Modern world. Jack meets Anna through Elsa when they are kids. The first chapter is an introduction to the story, the story really takes place in the 2nd chapter. Rated T. Mainly for safety.

This is my way of saving the dwarves from destruction. Slight spoilers in the beginning, not too obvious. But of course, knowing PJ, he might have them live. Rated T for safety and possibly innuendo.