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Rayniekinnz

  • The Voices in the Wall

    'You would have thought he was in love. Alternatively: Myrtle wasn't Tom Riddle's first victim and the Diary wasn't his first Horcrux. It was just his first "successful" one.' AU. Pre-TMR/HP.

  • Mind Your P's and Q's

    'Adrian Pucey is… not horrible. Percy won't go as far as to say polite, but he says his 'please' and 'thank you's (sometimes with slight reluctance), and he's even seen him speaking (civilly!) with people from other Houses. Somewhere along the line, Percy becomes one of those people.' Percy/Adrian. Noncanon.

  • You Know, Brothers and Stuff

    'Brothers… they pick you up, tell you what a dork you look like, and kick zombie butt with you at their side. In James and Albus' case, this isn't even an exaggeration. Alt: James is ill and Albus offers to do the virtual butt-kicking for him. They unknowingly create a monster, but at the end of the day, they're there for each other – because, you know, brothers... and stuff.'

  • Benjy Fenwick and the Nile

    'Benjy Fenwick isn't a cliché. At least, that's what he tells himself.' M - Profanity.

  • Harry's Not So Good, Very Bad Day

    'In which Harry Potter and technology have a falling out. Take AutoCorrect, unwanted snakes, his godfather's experimental cooking, and put it all together, and you have a one-way ticket to the (family) therapist (that Sirius may or may not want to 'grow with' – as a person, of course). Also, he hates Draco Malfoy.' Modern!AU. M – mature language/humour.

  • never his will (they will take away)

    'Remus Lupin isn't brave. He isn't confident. But with his friends by his side, he thinks he can change that. One day, one little step at a time. Starting with a haircut.' / Do not read if you're offended by transgenderism.

  • Just Another Day at the Office

    'Scorpius Malfoy didn't want to be anything particularly extravagant or amazing when he grew up – so he became a Healer. Which… was starting to look like a bad idea. And then, of course, walks in his ex-boyfriend. Who may or may not have intentions of getting back together. And why exactly had he become a Healer again? Merlin knows.' James Sirius/Scorpius.

  • Partners in Pony Crime

    Sirius Black is on his way to see a friend when he suddenly becomes the get-away ride for a blue-haired, Mickey Mouse-shirt wearing teenager with a not-so-secret passion for ponies and a dorky father he really wouldn't mind taking for a ride (on his motorcycle, of course!). Alt: Sirius wears glittery nail-polish, Teddy is a misunderstood Brony, and Remus is so over the teen years.

  • The Star and the Moon

    'Excited for the Full Moon (and guilty for feeling like that), Sirius can't sleep. He takes to watching Remus instead.' Noncanon. (Set 1976-ish.)

  • The King and the Prophet

    'In which Tom is Macbeth and Abraxas is Banquo (and really, it's no wonder he was killed because Fleance is a terrible name), and Tom gets murder advice from an unlikely source.' Parody of Macbeth.

  • don't you know that you're toxic

    'When their home-life becomes too much, Bellatrix steals away her sisters in the night, away from their cruel mother and absent father. But after she's gotten them out… They're on their own. Andromeda has always been the sound one, but as the years pass, her mind is questioned relentlessly. Particularly on the creeping, slick feelings she has for her sister.' Muggle!AU. Set 50/60s.

  • Like Twisted Vines That Grow

    'They were different; the same; opposites; equals. Black and White, with only their Kings left on the board.' The Stratified Agate Competition Collection! Non-linear.

  • symmetry can lean askew

    'When you have nothing and lose it all, you can only take their hands and wish for a better new beginning.' Draco/Astoria/Harry collection. Pre-relationship, during, and post-relationship. M - Adult Themes and Language.

  • Fat Dragons and Destiny

    'When it seems things just can't go right, Harry seeks comfort in an old friend. And doesn't leave.' EWE. Huna. Fiveshot. Complete!

  • but we go on

    'You don't know what you have until it's gone, and no-one knows this better than Victoire.' AU. T - Sensitive themes.

  • A Fix of Moonpie

    'Sirius is lost without his Moonpie, and James finally has enough and sets about righting the world once more.' Muggle!AU. WolfStar. M - Language.

  • a heart as hard as gold

    Hot and cold, bought and sold / A heart as hard as gold / Are you satisfied? / Wish I might, wish I may / You wish your life away / Are you pacified? – King Nothing; Metallica. AU. LuciusHarry. Non-linear: told from back to front.

  • Biscuits are Good

    'Sirius isn't sure where he stands with his ex-lover, Remus, after the war and Azkaban.' AU. Collab with lannistersdebt!

  • Accidentally on Purpose

    'In which Remus may or may not be very possessive of his bed and Sirius is terrible at communication.' Hogwarts!AU. WolfStar.

  • I'm Not a Cereal Killer, I Promise!

    'Sirius refuses to let a little cold get in the way of seeing his online boyfriend-person.' Muggle!AU. / Written for the lovely Liza!